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Hot Parties

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By Larry Chiang

We should stop trying to tax money in creative ways– We should ass a socialist society start taxing hotness and hawtness.

Later, we can tax reading books too because KNOWLEDGE along with my pretty face is wealth.


ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
11/6/17, 4:53 PM
@willcooper88 @Jason @naval And motivates me to cauliflower, action. pic.twitter.com/MzF5isaivV

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November 7, 2017 at 12:56 am

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Got product mgr? Re Barclay Bank (rejections)

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Hi Dara,

This is an issue that you cannot immediately handoff… issue: Barclay Bank rejections.

FICO 750/760 is required

ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
10/26/17, 11:50 AM
@sophiewawro @TechCrunch @jshieber Here is another rudimentary extrapolation: @dkhos will forget to assign a separate PM for the Barclay Bank rejections #prodMgmnt #money2020 pic.twitter.com/eLPoN1ncHN

What are you doing with the super majority of applicants that fail to get a Uber credit card? Have you assigned a separate PM that would work under the risk Dept!?

I’m a loyal Uber user and pay attention to #money2020 and Uber

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November 6, 2017 at 12:20 pm

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1st Rough Draft 7 Street Smart Ways to Get a Mentor

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By Larry Chiang

Getting a mentor is at the heart of succeeding after college. Wrangling a mentor is a major career boosting event. Approaching mentorship is a side passion that has gotten me access at levels higher than I deserve. My wish is to boil down my curation of best mentorship and expose some counterintuitive dynamics into this listicle into “7 Street Smart Ways to Get a Mentor”. I welcome comments and feedback as my ability to place thoughts into written format is a challenge because mentorship is such an emotionally charged topic.

Some common questions I will attempt to solve:

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October 29, 2017 at 6:40 pm

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94305, Memphis & then 94301

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By Larry Chiang

In reverse chronological order.

10/24/2017 – Tuesday
1:51 pm

Palo Alto, CA
Left at front door. Package delivered to recipient address – release authorized

7:13 am
On FedEx vehicle for delivery


6:36 am
At local FedEx facility


10/23/2017 – Monday
8:59 am
At local FedEx facility


8:58 am
At local FedEx facility

Package not due for delivery

6:03 am
At local FedEx facility


2:45 am
Departed FedEx location


10/22/2017 – Sunday
5:44 pm
Arrived at FedEx location


3:50 pm
Departed FedEx location


10/21/2017 – Saturday
11:47 am
Picked up


10/20/2017 – Friday
1:17 pm
Shipment information sent to FedEx

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October 25, 2017 at 3:31 am

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‪email was changed to uuzmkihsda@bk.ru?!? ‬

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ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
10/22/17, 6:46 PM
email is changed to uuzmkihsda?!? pic.twitter.com/04KVR59lea

I am Larry Pretty easy email to remember. And real!!

‪email is changed to uuzmkihsda?!? ‬


‪email is changed to uuzmkihsda?!? ‬

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October 23, 2017 at 3:40 am

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The Hot Dog Session NOTES at Internet Identity Workshop

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By Larry Chiang

Internet Identity Workshop! The unconference format is amazing and Kaliya, your facilitation was great!!

Hot Dog Session speaker: Larry Chiang
Notes: No one.

No one took notes except for an Austinite who is going to double his Silicon Valley Bank credit line in Austin (near #98SanJacinto 🙂

Here are the Hot Dog Session notes

There is a set of prior art and prior work de la Hot Dogs…

unBDeD8A_normal.jpeg Kaliya-IdentityWoman (@IdentityWoman)
5/19/09, 3:01 PM
RT: @LarryChiang If u need a 1000 calorie hot dog at @ #IIW #iiw8 tweet #larryChiang or #090909 to reserve one. Quantities are limited

2009. Josh McHugh

The Twitter accounts that pattern recognize my making hot dogs is well documented

John Panzer, thank you. And I’m horrified to say that since iiw8, the American credit literacy has been about the same.

pvw3gTO-_normal.jpg Liza Sabater 🇵🇷👸🏾 (@blogdiva)
5/19/09, 3:24 PM
@jpanzer does @LarryChiang ever work? all i see him twittering about are hot dogs and parties 😀

So there is a protocol to the madness.I make hot dogs because food is required if you’re going to speak on “Financial literacy”. Putting both words together is as unpopular as getting people to read a 1989 paper book about 1970’s laws

Plot spoiler: my mentor’s, Gerri Detweiler’s, book describes optimizing credit scores under a set of laws that were “coded” (pun and double entendre intended 🙂 prior to the inventions of web-email-GitHub [but not StackOverFlow*]

*More on that in the footnotes.

Hahahaa, the 17th edition is exactly the first printing but with a prettier cover.

INSTEAD of nomenclating, Hot Dog Session NOTES I really really wanted to call it, “the signature business recipe, #poBox105281, which is only working API to network asymmetricly with Experian, Trans Union and Equifax”

Yup, the three 🇺🇸 credit bureaus are bullying us by hiding our own raw credit files from us.

The Hot Dog sessions notes are about this ONE PICTURE which gets complicated in a hurry

– The normal consumer incorrectly thinks that all mail sent to P.O. Box 105281 is just discarded, thrown away and left unopened BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES THROW AWAY THEIR OWN mail.

– The common-sense thinking consumer thinks printing out the PDF and writing your social security number in black ink is bad.

– The normal college age consumer really only listens to me because
(a) there was a good food transfer (a slice of pizza or a hot dog)
(b) they have seen my really, really good looking face on one of the 2800 youTube videos or 3,000 Duck9 blog posts

– the normal consumer expects a company to answer the telephone or transact via email. The average American consumer

– Normal people have the reasonable expectation that their data is not leaked by an organization such as Equifax.

ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
10/20/17, 10:04 AM
#iiw25 notes to 🖨 Re hidden App Protocol Interface method to “network” the 3-bureaus📲
#10✉️ twitter.com/identitywoman/…

Here are the questions I got from iiw25 audience: “What’s a #10 envelope?”
A number 10 envelope is a size of envelope.

An 8 1/2 X11 piece of paper 3-folds into a #10 envelope.

Question: How much does it cost to buy a social security number?
Answer: If you’re willing to buy 500,000, they only cost one dollar each.

You’re mailing your social security number. Stealing the one number Carries a possible prison term of 3-years in a federal pen. Being in possession of 2,000,000 numbers has never been prosecuted since I started selling credit card application out of my engineering school’s dorm at UIUC.

Food helps your execute protocol #CTCFTR (I embed this Stanford Engineering video to exemplify that my IQ is pushing 500 but still willing to do an arts-and-crafts looking project

Hot dogs are also good for mitigating DUI’s in Sabastopol during FooCamp.

*StackOverFlow is when your positive credit information over flows the filters set up to ensure you have credit derogatories

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October 21, 2017 at 2:04 am

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My Party Plan at Dreamforce Thx @Apttus

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Your Complete Dreamforce Party List

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Outfierce 2017: Surf Camp
When: Monday 11/6 7:00 PM – 11:00 PM
Where: 1015 Folsom
The Official Outforce party at Dreamforce
Aviso Pre-Dreamfest Happy Hour
When: Tuesday 11/7 4:00 PM-7:00 PM
Where: District SF
Join Aviso and Groove for a pre-Dreamfest happy hour during Dreamforce 2017
Celebrate at Night Happy Hour 3
When: Wednesday 11/8 5:00 PM-6:30 PM
Where: Tropisueño taqueria and restaurant

Mingle with your peers while enjoying hors d’oevures and an open bar

BrightFunnel RevWorld
When: Wednesday 11/8 6:00 PM-9:30 PM
Where: Gaspar Brasserie
Escape the hustle and bustle of Dreamforce and be immersed in a one-of-a-kind Revworld experience
Upgrade Your Dreamforce Experience
Enter to win a host of amazing prizes, courtesy of Apttus, including 2 Tickets to the Warriors vs. Timberwolves game on 11/8 at 7:00PM.
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Webinar | November 1, 2017
Join Apttus and an amazing lineup of Salesforce MVPs to learn how to get the most out of Dreamforce 2017. Hear all the secrets from getting around to the best swag Dreamforce has to offer.
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October 13, 2017 at 10:13 pm

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