What They Dont Teach You At Stanford Business School

Stuff you can't learn in B-school: LARRY CHIANG

ToDo Effen Do / All #GoGetChitter team/ buy this item at Amazon.com #WTWNTYASBS

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From the desk of Larry Chiang, CEO of Duck9
(Public.)

Hi Seth Knapp,

It’s me, Larry Chiang from my blog posts. Really, really good work so far getting ready for SXSW 2014.

I’m so impressed by you that I’ll waive my normal $77,700 appearance fee to come to your Launch Party at the Four Seasons, March 7. Wow, launching on Day number one at the most competitive tech conference in the world.

Very impressed at your zero day exploit to growth hack SXSW, I am.

I’m also happy to meet a reader. I wonder if the other 18 readers are like you too.

Ass your Board of Director, in the role of Mark McCormack, I pattern replicate you to brand activate your brand and product activate your product at SXSW. Yes, ASS as in asse9.

All your team needs to execute all 11 steps. YOU’RE WELCOME HahaahaaBu-ha-HAA

/1/ post this pic in EVERYONE’S own titter feed. Lol, Titter is Twitter. Obvi.

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/1b/ use the official hashtag I conjured up that is a “call to action”,

#GoGetChitter . Btw, Seth, nice job putting it on my SXSW badge using a badge ribbon. Lol, awesome.

To-do, get me a badge “Larry Chiang, “#GoGetChitter”

/1b/ Have a minimum viable Twitter account PER TEAM MEMMBER

A Larry Chiang Min Viable Twitter Account (#LCMVTA) is formulaicly an optimized and arbitrage-able formula that I underwrite and get underwritten… It is a

– short bio.

– picture of a real self (not a selfie? 🙂

– ten tweets

– pattern iterate on my friends twitter account I helped set up before SXSW

Before SXSW 2010, these were set up!!

Luke Nosek
Kenny Howery
correspond

http://twitter.com/LukeNosek
http://twitter.com/KenHowery

Steps 2-11 please pay $11,110 to a UT undergrad to teach you #ENGR145.

For example EUTWMPPM

http://bit.ly/vc0311g9a
http://bit.ly/vc0311gg
http://bit.ly/vc0311a
http://bit.ly/vc0311g9b
And
http://bit.ly/vc0311g9b
http://bit.ly/vc0311g9b
http://bit.ly/vc0311a
http://bit.ly/vc0311gg
http://bit.ly/vc0311g9a
http://bit.ly/vc0311g9b1

Email the receipt Re $11,110 to a UT kid

ENGR145’s Anchor Concept: Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole

It moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve

U a woman like me and “like” my Women 2.0 blog posts?!

CEO of Duck9
Stanford University Entrepreneur in Residence, Emeritus

Duck9 = “Deep Underground Credit Knowledge” 9
125 University Avenue/ 100
Palo Alto CA 94301
http://www.duck9.com/ass
650-566-9600
650-566-9696 (direct)
650-283-8008 (cell)

/2/ tweet at me @larryChiang

/3/ wait for me to reasonably respond
/3b/ email me a link to your REAL NAME twtter account.

/4/ learn to retweet

4a Is twotter loaded up on your smartphone? Email me to tell me
Lawrence.chiang

/4b/ retweet all of

Luke Nosek
Kenny Howery’s tweets

http://twitter.com/LukeNosek
http://twitter.com/KenHowery

There are like 3 tweets.

Question: But why do I need ten tweets and all these dumb homework. Can’t I just do 3 tweets?!

LARRY CHIANG Answer: Did you co-found PayPal? No one knows who you or your startup are and is. Mmmk?

Stay with me…

/4c/ retweet 10 of my tweets that help you/ move you

Read my last 10 tweets at http://www.Twitter.com/LarryChiang

/5/ Email me receipt for book for reimbursement

YOU’RE WELCOME

/6/ tweet pic of your face with YOUR book in YOUR hand.

I just got you to do what your company does to trick you to good stuff for YOU. That’s what you at #GoGetChitter do for clients

/6a/ email me that tweet

Did you put your company’s hashtag? (Remember your hashtag is a motto, a business model, and a call to action!)

/7/ watch the #WTWNTYASBS set of five videos.

Google it.

Tweet each video and include #GoGetChitter.

/8/ pattern replicate my book that costs $175 that you bought for $10 dollars of #GoGetChitter reimbursed money

My #WTWNTYASBS book comes out 11-11-14. In NYC !!

/8b/ print any any photo matt, or drugstore a copy of my book cover, WTWNTYASBS

Google it

***************
Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel “What They Don’t Teach at Business School”
http://whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com/blog

Make sure you pick the good and correct book!!

/8c/ Tweet me me one video from

CNN Video Channel: http://ireport.cnn.com/people/larrychiang
And hashtag it
#GoGetChitter

/8d/ take a picture of pages 5, 7, 38
Make the page just like the #WTWNTYASBS set of five videos.

/8e/ yes tweet me me @larrychiang pages 5, 7, 38 in three separate tweets
#GoGetChitter

THAT IS IT!!

Author, NY Times Bestseller
http://whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com/blog/?s=Ny+times+bestseller

“What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-14

http://www.fastcompany.com/embed/c0d4562ea2049

52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering

Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old

##########
Duck9 is part of UCMS Inc.
http://www.ucms.com
630-705-5555

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Written by Larry Chiang

February 22, 2014 at 8:49 pm

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