What They Dont Teach You At Stanford Business School

Stuff you can't learn in B-school: LARRY CHIANG

What They Don’t Teach Women in Business School About Dating in the Bay Area

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By Remmy Oxley

Dating in SF is rough for you women. Seeing as how it is VALENTINE’S DAY, I’ll dish some knowledge that they will never teach you at 655 Knight (it’s the address for Stanford GSB)

-1- Import alpha males

I just read a female who has a bit at stake and playing with some skin in the game http://whysfreallyisthatbad.com/part-iii-absent-alpha-males/

She says that Silicon Valley does not have enough alpha males.

Import.

-2- What they don’t teach women is that it’s guerilla dating warfare out there

Take a set of smart, hungry, grad -degreed, women competing for a small set of available alpha males and what do you get?!

Competition.

Need and necessity give rise to dirty awesome tricks you women never had to resort to at Schwab or Munger (GSBs 1st year housing at Stanford University). Guerilla warfare is well planned and methodically street smart.

-3- Let’s look inside the mind of what males in Silicon Valley are reading

See the alpha nerd, Larry Chiang’s post on love…
http://gigaom.com/2008/02/05/valentines-day/

-4- Navigate towards lower risk alpha males

I am not saying find uglier guys because they won’t cheat on you*. I am saying that lower your risk exposure by selecting men that risk mitigate and risk minimize.

Startups are tough and dangerous. Starting up a company is tough. And risky. Stanford Engineering has a class on entrepreneurship and it advocates doing “sequel businesses” and risk elimination via pattern replicating a these sequel business as “spin outs” or ‘mini corporation concepts’.

When a male you might wanna mate
says ‘startup’, ask them if they have any friends that are self funding a sequel business. Better yet

-5- Host a dinner and invite Jim Moore/Sean Snyder / John Porter

These guys do a great job finding self-funded entrepreneurs. These entrepreneurs that they have under management all have a self-funded sequel business a la ENGR 145 (the Stanford Engineering class on entrepreneurship). You cost is about 5 hours and about a grand and you’re buying deal flow

-6- Learn to cook three staples

Making food for us males who ‘never mature’ is quite easy. Learn to make (a) grilled cheese
(b) cheese quesadilla
(c) peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off

This making food late night maneuver is to be done in conjunction with

-7- Booty-less Booty Calls

Have you heard of a frozen hot chocolate or a milkless mint oreo milkshake?! Well, street smart bay area women are innovating and doing booty-less booty calls.

Ok, who really has time to date??!

No one.

Booty calls are dates in bed after-hours. I’d clearly set expectations, wear three pairs of underwear and re-set expectations. Or escalate to my favorite maneuver. It’s a handjob herein referred to as ‘HJ’

-8- HJ1 to HJ9

9 hand jobs before anything gets consumated.

You see sex complicates things and messes up timing. Date #6 might be too early and too late to make the beast with two backs.

HJ one.

If you’re an Asian girl, learn to do an HJ. It’s “What They Do Teach You at Chinese School in Naperville”.

Remmy is my pseudonym. In real life, I’m a tall, male, alpha that is pretty prudish. I learned the HJ maneuver as a VARA (value added reach around). I wrote about fucyVC http://alwayson.goingon.com/AOStory/Remmy-Oxley-FucyVC-Algorithm and preach: ‘Bang less, get ahead’. It’s what Tiger Woods now knows that cost him a $350 pre-nup

so pattern replicate hetero male supermodels.

Although I do not have a vagina, you should listen to me because I also blog as a woman about entrepreneurship http://www.women2.com/tag/larry-chiang/

Well, I have some

WAAG
STARTUP
DEQUEL

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Written by Larry Chiang

January 27, 2013 at 12:15 am

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