Pay Me to Launch My Startup Company
By Larry Chiang
Pay me to do lead generation is a signature Gua Gua Guacamole recipe of mine.
I first recognized the pattern with celebrites and athletes. They would get paid to appear. After the cocktail party or networking event or two minute speaking gig, they would collect a
stack of business cards. Most were people eager to pay them more money to do similar “work”.
In essence, they got paid to get that stack of business cards. Since CS majors are the athletes of the venture capital community, I’ll show all y’all how to get paid to do lead generation.
I call it ‘lead gen’ for short.
Are you an undergrad Stanford ENGR 145 student ( past or
present or future — aka July 22 Summer Qtr).
Would you like to be AOL / TechCrunch’s guest to the Crunchies?!
Learn what/who/where it’s like to get paid to launch your half-baked, MVBP promoted, MV party supported maximally viable company in my class, engr 145.
TechCrunch’s summer party is at August Capital in July.
I kinda wanna rename my fund “Larry Chiang Stanford G51 Fund of Stanford Founders” and call it ‘July Capital’ so I can host a party in downtown Palo Alto in June. It’s kind of funny but not quite hiLarryAss. HiLarryAss IS the name of the next fund that has a reverse management fee. Yeah, I’ll pay my LPs.
Anyway, if your an undergrad at Stanford or anywhere in CS, I’ll try to leave open a spot for you at the Crunchies.
Text me: 650-283-8008
And google
Larry Chiang guacamole
You need to get caught up so you don’t text 12 dumb questions in association with this party comp. If you’re foreign, a comp is free.
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“What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-12
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